Today’s Top Ten Tuesday was Top Ten Super Long Book Titles. This was a strange one to write because there’s not much explanation to give, and it’s really just a matter of counting out how long titles are. I made a rule for myself to only use books I’ve already read, so not ones on my TBR, and to not use subtitles (anything after a colon didn’t count). I decided to do my list by syllables rather than by word count, because that seemed like the more dependable measure of the length of a title.

Here’s my list, from least to most syllables!

The Life (and Medieval) Times of Kit Sweetly

(8 words, 11 syllables)

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children

(6 words, 12 syllables)

The Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place

(6 words, 12 syllables)

Technically this is the name of the series, not of any individual book, but it is so much of a mouthful that it had to have a place on this list.

A Lady’s Guide to Petticoats and Piracy

(7 words, 12 syllables)

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

(8 words, 12 syllables)

Simon v.s. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

(6 words, 13 syllables)

The Strange and Beautiful Sorrows of Ava Lavender

(8 words, 14 syllables)

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe

(9 words, 18 syllables)

The Mysterious Benedict Society and the Prisoner’s Dilemma

(8 words, 20 syllables)

The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making

(12 words, 20 syllables)

What are some of the longest book titles you’ve ever read?